In the meantime, enjoy the freak show:
"I'll take the radioactive cheese omelet and a side of carcinogenic home fries." Gordon Ramsey needs to get to this "Kitchen Nightmare" stat.
Courtney Love blogging at 2:00 am (seriously if you've ever read one of her blog entries, you'll get it).
Sweetie, I think you're doing it wrong.
This is the kind of shit Parker might have done to a rival back in college. Don't mess with Parker's man.