Meatball Hair

Yesterday was my "day of recovery" from the Thanksgiving Clusterf*&k weekend (actually Thanksgiving went surprisingly well this year - I remained sober, didn't burn anything and kept the cursing to a minimum). Too lazy to blow dry my hair, I took my shower and crawled back under the covers. When I awoke 2 hours later, my hair had dried naturally and I looked alarmingly like this:

Does anybody remember this kid from Meatballs and My Bodyguard? Even at the age of 10 I remember thinking to myself "Man, this kid has some baaad hair." What did we all do before the most important invention of the 21st century: the flat iron.

-val