Unfortunately Christmas is over, but the Goatee Saver is clearly a great gift for any occasion for the douchebag in your life. Hey "Goatee Saver," 1993 called and it wants it's look back. Last time I checked, looking like the lead singer of Color Me Bad was not something to aspire to. Of course "Heather" (classy lady in cut-out zebra dress who looks like she just swallowed a handful of barbiturates) seems to approve, so maybe I'm just not down with the latest trends.