I'll Never Complain About My Thighs Again

I will never complain about my thighs again (at least for the next week). Has this woman's legs been injected with Jello gelatin and coagulated Crisco oil? I look like Kate Moss circa 1992 compared to this lovely temptress.   (You may want to turn down the volume so you don't have to listen to the accompanying krunk rap song).

-val