Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You Know You're Getting Old When...

  • You share a birthday with "Sesame Street"
  • You have a hot flash while Christmas Shopping for relatives in fu*cking "Hollister" (I'm never going there again)
  • You wake up at 3 am with your very first hemorrhoid. Holy shit how do you people deal with multiple of these.
  • You can't get out of a sports car without grunting, moaning and wincing with back pain
And so my 41st year begins!

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