Below is an actual excerpt from a texting conversation between me and Parker on Wed night. (note: Parker lives in Texas and therefore gets to watch Idol a whopping 2 hours before I get the "Live" feed in California).
Parker: "I'm so sad crying right now can't tell u why"
Val: "Why can't you tell me, cutie? What's wrong????"
Parker: "No. Too upset"
Val: "Wait - does this have something to do with Idol? Or is it something serious?"
Parker: "It IS Idol. And it is Serious"
Val: "Shit - Allison is going home, isn't she???"
Parker: "Can't say. Just can't stop crying..... D.W. is actually getting worried about me. I better get my period soon."
The Next day.......
Val: "Are you over the Allison debacle? Jesus, is it the death of Simon LeBon or Allison getting voted off Idol? But you are right - Allison was robbed."
Parker: "Right now I hate Danny Gokey, his scratchy voice and his stupid glasses."
Val: "Harsh. Do you hate his deceased wife too?"
Parker: "I think I'm going to go online buy an Allison tee shirt."
Val: "You're a Winner"
Parker: "Total winner"
