Best Friends Being Bitchy (catfight!!!!)

Below, an actual conversation  via text message from friends who  have known each other too long:

To: Val

From: Parker

Can u please mail back the blog book that I sent to you? My brother  wants to read it. Also, do you want me to mail that Bug Book that you sent to Daddy Warbucks to your sister? Thanks for sending  it to him - he loves getting books.

To: Parker

From: Val

I don't know what the "Bug Book" is? I will send u back the Blog book (forgot I even had it) that I never even read.

To Val:

From Parker:

No! I said "Blog book" send  it back to me so my brother can read!!!!!!

To: Parker

From: Val

NO!!!!!!! You said "Should I send the  BUG book to  my sister." HUH?

To: Val

From: Parker

Whatever Brianyaic, just sent the book back.

To: Parker

From: Val

I love that you spelled "Brainiac" wrong. 

Listen up,  Forrest Gump, I get it! I WILL send you the Blog book, however you said to me "Do You Want me to Send the BUG book that you sent to DW to your sister." I was just trying to understand what you meant by "BUG Book"?? (did you mean "Big Book"?) Who's on first?

To: Val

From: Parker

"BIG Book. The one by an author named Walley something-or-other.

Total "Who's on First"?

To: Parker

From Val:

I'm  going to post our text exchange on our blog. You are a total Smarteyey. Did I tell you I'm getting my hair darkened tomorrow?