Random Thoughts

CNN, MSNBC, et al. must cease ALL Michael Jackson news immediately. I'm talking to you Larry King! His doctor gave him too many drugs, Michael never woke up. Case closed. Although I am considering getting this classy tattoo on my back:

Madonna needs to stop the Pilates/organic madness. Holy shit. She looks like one of those drawing of the muscular systems you'd find in an Anatomy book. She also needs to stop dating that man-boy named 'Jesus'. It's just nasty.

ABC needs to stop filming the Bachelor/Bachelorette series. My god can't someone come up with a fresh idea? Personally I think they should bring back "The Dating Game" (with the goodness of Bob Eubanks) and take it a step further by actually filming the "Date", which by the way was usually a trip somewhere not-so-exotic like a Dude Ranch - but it was always an overnighter!

And while I'm on the subject, let's do updated version of "Love Connection." I spent so many late drunken college nights watching this show. Click on the show's intro below and you'll see why it is and always will be "television gold". Besides, who could resist a show where "Old fashioned romance meets Modern-Day technology" (and by "modern day" I'm guessing they are talking about the THREE televisions on set playing VHS tapes of dudes with mullets and Miami Vice jackets). Make sure to watch the entire clip - you don't want to miss the "Former Playboy Model who likes camping and Swap Meets." I sure hope she found her love connection!

Love Connection Introduction
by PatJK910

By the way, does anyone know if Chuck "We'll be back in 2 & 2" Woolery died? I think I remember hearing that a few years back, but am too lazy to Google it.

-Val