Friday, September 19, 2008

On Turning 39

Today is the first day of the last year of my thirties. Complete and utter bummer. 
Sadly, I've compiled a list of all the things that, at the age of 39, are no longer possible:
  • Standing on a bar with a beer in one hand and a shot in the other screaming "Wooooooo"
  • Staying out till 3 am and still managing to get to work on time 
  • Wearing ultra-low rise jeans without having my giant muffin-top spilling over the top
  • Admitting to watching any of the following shows: Sweet Sixteen, Rock of Love, The Real World, 90210
  • Getting a haircut at SuperCuts (and then thinking "Wow, I look hot!")
  • Eating half a pizza at midnight
  • Giant hoop earrings made out of plastic
  • Waking up without bags under my eyes
  • Aspiring to have cellulite free thighs
  • Falling asleep with a full-face of make up and not caring
  • Letting dirty dishes sit in the sink for more than 3 hours
  • Looking halfway decent in thong underwear
Getting old sucks.


Jenni said...

Happy Birthday!!!! Didn't anyone tell you that 40 is the new 30? Or is it 20? (But I have to admit your laments make me want to eat a few pounds of junk food and stay up late while I still can- I think I may go to town on Wendy's this weekend now) You can still be hip and with it! I'm not even 25 yet and you're more hip and with it than I'll ever be.

I really hope you have a great day and have a really great year!

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