Thursday, September 10, 2009

Going all "Kate Gosselin" on His Ass

The other day my husband was online looking at boats. He found a lovely cabin cruiser for $40k and looked at me and said, "What do you think about getting a boat?" I went all Kate Gosselin on his ass and replied (while rolling my eyes) "Your new Space Car (i.e. his new Audi with more controls than the Space Shuttle Columbia) is your boat!" I later yelled at him for sticking his hands down my sweat pants and copping a feel of my flabby ass while we were in line at Albertson's. With this attitude, I can only count the days until he begins donning Ed Hardy sparkle tee's and dating a 21 year old party girl. (But c'mon, it should be against the law for anyone in public to even catch a glimpse of my ass cheek).

So it's only fitting that I post this hysterical video of Kathy Griffin mocking Kate Gosselin. On a side-note, how did Kathy Griffin (who is like 48) get that body? There is not one dent, dimple, vein or stretch mark to be had. I used to love Kathy, but with a bod like that I am really starting to despise her. -Val


Sara said...
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Sara said...

So THAT's what happens when you click on the little trash can, huh?let's try that again:

Kathy makes no secret that she's not averse to a little nip and tuckage to keep the old bag of bones smokin' hot.

I've really tried to be above wallowing in the Gosselin carnage, but if forced at knife point to choose sides I'd totally captain Team Kate.

One day Jon will look in the mirror and realize that he's back to being just a goofy lookin' thirty-something asian guy with 8 kids under 10 years old who got a little too caught up in his 15 minute of fame.

See? Don't care at ALL. ;)

Jenni said...

I saw this on facebook on her fan page! It's hilarious, even my boyfriend thought it was funny. (But he's a trekkie, and liked that George guy)