Re: Jenny Craig/My fat ass
I just caught a glimpse of my reflection in a window and if I saw Valerie Bertinelli on top of a hilltop right now I would run up to her and say, "Hey Valerie, I'm a size Fat Ass!" and she would turn to me and say, "I'm a size thinner than you and I have Eddie's money."
Oh the humanity.
Re: Jenny Craig/Our Fat Assess
I totally know how you feel. If I saw Queen Latifah right about now I would say, "Hey Queen, can I borrow your biker shorts? Mine are three sizes too small." and she'd say in her I'm-a-size-healthier-happy-voice, "Sure thang sistah."
Honestly, it's bad enough that Star Jones is now thinner than me, but so help me if Queen Latifah drops down to a size 2, I will get my jaw wired.