Although I've been watching American Idol religiously since it started, for some reason this year I'm having trouble remembering any of the contestants' names. After last night's kinda boring show, I've given up completely and assigned new nicknames for them all.
JT Gummi Teeth
1984 called and wants it's hairstyle back
Hispanic Kelly Clarkson
Robert Downey Jr. in Weird Science
(without the gap)
Crest White Strips
I have no business calling Lil Rounds "Tapioca Butt" considering my behind looks like a sock filled with marbles, but c'mon who was the sadist behind the scenes who said, "That dress looks terrific on you."? Girl needed a Spanx intervention. And, I actually really liked Milquetoast's version of his song - except that I can't even remember the name of it. I was going to put up a picture of Anoop and call him "Kumar goes to Whitecastle" but I didn't want to offend anyone and also Anoop is about as exciting as the dried out turd on my front lawn. Besides he is probably going home. Either him or JT Gummi Teeth.