Friday, May 30, 2008

Tabloid Hell

Re: US Weekly - Sign of the Apocalypse?

I just got my US magazine and I need to know who is responsible (once again) for putting Heidi Montag on the cover so that I can have them killed. Honestly, I would love to throw a can of creamed corn in Heidi's smiling face (not to mention that Albino monkey boyfriend of hers). Alas, I know that there are more important things to worry about in this world (gas prices, housing market, the upcoming elections)  but I am completely bewildered by her fame. Thank god for this weeks' Life & Style's journalistic masterpiece entitled "Shiloh's Lonely World". Boo Frickin Hoo, Shiloh. 

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