Seriously, how can I get my hand on one of these? I'm guessing the only way would be a time machine and a trip to Arkansas (or Ebay). Either way this is one kick-ass toy. God, complete with Evan Almighty white beard, flowing robe and AK-47 assault rifle? God Almighty indeed! - And don't even get my started on his codpiece (look it up).
(Picture from Break.com)