I really don't have much commentary for this (as the picture speaks volumes), but I just had to post this Mug Shot of Joyce Dewitt. Surely everyone over the age of 35 recognizes this swanky lady as "Janet Woods" on the amazingly complicated sitcom "Three's Company". Wasn't Janet the voice of wisdom on that show? Doesn't everyone over the age of 30 know by now that Drinking and Driving (esp. on the 4th of July - hello?) is a total dumbass move (I speak from experience - someday I'll tell my tale).
By the way - Joyce/Janet was so plastered she actually drove THRU the po-po barricade (perhaps she was fantasizing about the Sally Field role in Smokey and The Bandit that she didn't get?