Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Adam Lambert Dodged A Bullet


That's right Kris, your jaw should be agape, because you didn't deserve to win. Sure he's a good singer and seems like a nice enough guy, but the Idol title should have gone to Adam (and I think Kris knows it).

That being said, let's be honest. Adam dodged a bullet, and by "bullet" I mean he now won't be required to record that horrendous verbal diarrhea song about hurricanes and mountains. Sadly Kris and Adam did NOT dodge that bullet known as the pale blue "Ford Fusion" that they both "won?" for being the finalists. When Adam got into his Ford and said "It's beautiful" what he was really thinking was "When I get home I am so bedazzling the shit out of this piece of junk." 

With the season over, we are definitely going to have to come up with some new timely topics to bitch about. And so, my quest to attend a taping of Season 14 begins........

3 comments:

Dean said...

Val/Parker,

You are soooo right.

Deano Beano

angelsroy33 said...

I thought Kris was talented, but I couldn't seem to find anything 'different' about him. Nothing stands out with him. B.O.R.I.N.G. I definitely think Adam should have won out of those two,-but if I had my way, Danny would've been my FIRST choice, (but you already know that!)

Jenni said...

I still am not quite sure what everyone is talking about. But I think I'm okay with that.